Wild Things and the THREESOMES NEVER WORK OUT Moment

The One Line Summary: When Sam Lombardo, a high school guidance counselor, is accused of rape by two female students who are on opposite ends of the social and economical ladder, things heat up as double crosses and betrayal become the name of the game in this classic 90s erotic thriller that put Denise Richards on the map and featured a nude scene by Kevin Bacon no was one was really prepared to see but seems only fair considering what else was on display here.

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The Two-Line Blurb: Two achingly hot flirty girls give every guy in the theater a reason to hate the ever lovin’ heck out of Matt Dillion for being probably the single luckiest man in all of cinema history. Oh, and Bill Murray is funny.

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The Three-Line Set-up: Double crosses and shenanigans are the name of the game, and while we are sure something is a foul, we have no clue who is doing what to whom. On the case is a smarmy detective who is pretty sure one of the lovelies involved is up to some sexual scheming. He drops by the swimming pool to let her know and offer some friendly advice.

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The Four-Line Moment: Kelly Van Ryan (Denise Richards) ever so slowly emerges from the water in a one piece, baby blue bathing suit that (oh so thankfully) leaves very little to the imagination. Shexy is the name game here and while I am sure there is some dialog in this scene, no matter how many times I watch, I don’t hear a word. There must be some talking, but really, it doesn’t matter. Like I said, Denise Richards is wearing a one piece, baby blue bathing suit that leaves very little to the imagination.

The Five-Word Review: Bill Murray totally saves this.

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